God, having completed such kick-ass inventions as the sun, decided to construct a rock band so righteous, the forked tail of Satan would slither betwixt his hooves. After much toil, he assembled a quintet most holy…the Sin Destroyers were thusly thrust upon this Earth.

Since 2005, the Sin Destroyers have rocked his light upon ye. God has been for all eternity. Sin Destroyers will be forever more. ... more